Is your neighborhood idiot at the pinnacle of his or her stupidity? Do imbeciles plague the hallways of your intellectual space? Then the V.A.I.E (Vigilantes and Intelligence Enforcers)are who you are looking for!
INTRODUCING
MASUDA SUSHI : THE WONDERFUL PSEUDO-JAPANESE SUPER-BEING WHO CLOSES YOUR EYES SO YOU MIGHT OPEN YOUR MIND!
Weapon of Choice: Superior Intellect combined with wasabi laden sushi expertly aimed at your peepers. And nunchuks... if needed.
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CHANTASTIQUE THE FANTASTIQUE: SHE'LL LEVICORPUS YOUR FAVORITE IMBECILE WHILE CHANTING ATOMIC WEIGHTS AND HURLING SOCCER BALLS AT LIGHTENING SPEED!
Weapon of Choice: Foomagassintice. A.k.a. Football-Magic-Assassination-Justice.
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5 comments:
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AMAZING. IMBECILES ARE COWERING IN FEAR EVERYWHERE. MAUAHAHAHAHA
you neglected to mention the trampy shrimp! will we be hearing more about this trash soon??
"Is your neighborhood idiot at the pinnacle of his or her stupidity?"
YES!
"Do imbeciles plague the hallways of your intellectual space?"
OMG, YES!
HAHAHAHHAHA
*** by "this trash", I meant the trampy shrimp, not VAIE.
i know many imbeciles. can Masuda Sushi and Chantastique the Fantastique take care of them for me??
MS : Yes indeed! Good thing i have a chinese store near where i live coz LORD KNOWS IMMA NEED THAT SUSHIII
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